Anyone who has ever wondered if three goblins in a trench coat actually pass for a single adult, or if a locked door can be persuaded to open through pure seduction, should take a look at Goblin Errands.
What is Goblin Errands?
Goblin Errands is a “no-prep, rules-light” role-playing game where chaos is practically guaranteed. In a world that was definitely not built for small, clumsy creatures with questionable decision-making skills, you step into the roles of goblins. Your goal? To complete seemingly mundane tasks, so-called “errands.”
What makes it special: There is no traditional combat, no hit points, and above all, no complicated preparation. It is the perfect system to put all those absurd plans into action that would usually fail in “more serious” RPGs due to the consequences (or the game master).
How is it played?
Instead of wading through endless rule tables, Goblin Errands relies on narrative freedom and comedic timing. Since there are no HP, “failure” is not the end of a character, but usually the beginning of an even funnier situation.
The goblins don’t fight dragons; they fight the pitfalls of everyday life:
- How do you buy a loaf of bread when your only currency is three shiny buttons and a dead fish?
- How do you deliver a package when you get distracted by a particularly beautiful mushroom along the way (and promptly mutate into one yourself)?
Registration:
Are you interested? Then head over to our Discord server, sign up for the events there, and check out the corresponding “System of the Month” post.
You can find all further information there, and if you have any questions, they can be answered on the server as well.
Dates:
- 09.04.26 – English – Time: 18:30 to 22:00
- 15.04.26 – English – Time: 18:30 to 22:00
- 23.04.26 – English – Time: 18:30 to 22:00
- 29.04.26 – English – Time: 18:30 to 22:00